wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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