margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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