Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(424): View more from California

you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain

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(309): View more from Illinois

Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am

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(540): View more from Virginia

he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck

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(705): View more from Ontario

You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.

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(850): View more from Florida

that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick

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(716): View more from New York

When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.

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(785): View more from Kansas

Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.

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