On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
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I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
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Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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