He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Vodka?
Forever.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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