she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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