brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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