wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
jump out the window naked night went bad
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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