i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
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Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
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No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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