she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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