We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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