is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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