My friends, they love my intelligence
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
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Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
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How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout