there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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