people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
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