I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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