ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
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its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
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I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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