i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
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