who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
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Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
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i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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