new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
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hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
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I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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