5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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