guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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