He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
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I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
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Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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