i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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