So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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