Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Just high enough for therapy.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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