Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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