we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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