Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
And then the night went full on bisexual.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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