so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
time to smoke my breakfast
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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