I'm going to rape someone's good day.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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