Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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