i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
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He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
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I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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