Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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