I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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