Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I'm passing your future prison.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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