My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
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And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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