and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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