Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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