Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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