After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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