I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
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i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
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I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
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