I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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