Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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