I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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