you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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