The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
He keeps bees of course he's weird
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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