I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
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We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
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That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Randomize