his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
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im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
50% drunk capacity currently
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
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What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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