Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
She's the barista slut.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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