But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
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