Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
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I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
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then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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