this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
