Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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