I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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