their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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