Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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